Here's a little story about someone that you know He was a right famous fellow by the name of Russell Crowe I was working at a pub and he was smoking at the bar That's a crime as you all know in California
So I sidled up the rail, right to where he stood I said, "I'm sorry Mr. Crowe," as nicely as I could "You'll have to put that out now, throw it on the floor If you don't, I'll kick you out and show you to the door."
Well, he squared right up to me, somewhat in surprise Then he narrowed up his gaze, shot me daggers with his eyes "If you think you're man enough, go ahead," he said I was scared for my live so I dalked him in the head
The closest I've come to ending up dead Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe The Gladiator, in the head
He lifted up his hands put them to his nose Blood was running through his fingers, dripping on his clothes His bodyguards ran up, "Get him," shouted Crowe "Run," cried Chucky, "run and don't stop until you get to Mexico."
The closest I've come to ending up dead Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe The Gladiator, in the head
The closest I've come to being dead Was the night that I punched Russell Crowe The Gladiator, in the head
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You can't hit me, I'm the Cinderella Man I'm the Master and Commander, I'm Australian You can't hit me, don't you know I'm dangerous I am the outlaw Ben Wade, come on, tiger I am Maximus