Mother, I may have agreed to get married, but I'm not going to be happy about it. Wormwood: Oh, but, my dear, I have so much planned for you. Trust me, this is going to be fun. First, we get to choose invitations Make a list of distant relations Then we can decide on bridesmaids You need about 20 Isabella: You're joking? Tell me he's joking. Please? Wormwood: Next, we’ll try on dozens of dresses Settle on a 'do for your tresses And we're well on our way To the happiest day of your life Isabella: Right, so, if we are just – yeah.
Queen of Valencia: We’ll pick your florist Wormwood: La, la, la, la, la, la Queen of Valencia: And then select a manicurist Wormwood: La, la, la, la, la, la King of Valencia: You'll want to register at all the top stalls Within the town walls Wormwood: No doubt Isabella: Kill me now.
Wormwood: Next on the checklist We'll get you braceleted and necklaced Guards: Just wait and see, it's going to be Like the wedding we've always dreamed about Isabella: Please, God, make it stop. Queen of Valencia: Then will have to spruce up the venue King of Valencia: Figure out a 30-course menu Isabella: This is insane. Jester: Find a guy to draw some pictures Wormwood: You're going to want plenty
All(except Isabella): La, la, la la la, La – la – la King of Valencia: Plus, we must audition some bands, too Queen of Valencia: Choose the song you'll do your fan first dance to Isabella: The whole stupid cliché All(except Isabella): On the happiest day of your life Isabella: Ugh. I can't believe this.
Wormwood: And up on your head All (except Isabella): La, la, la, la, la, la Wormwood: Glowing right above your forehead All (except Isabella): La, la, la, la, la, la Wormwood: You'll wear this little present from me Enchanted to steal your soul All(except Isabella): Unh! Wormwood: And once it's on you All(except Isabella): La, la, la, la, la, la Wormwood: It will cast a spell upon you All(except Isabella): La, la, la, la, la, la Wormwood: You'll do everything I tell you to do And ruling through you I'll seize full command Get rid of the prince Install my own men Take over the throne 'Till I'm in complete... Nothing to see here. Move along.
(Wormwood puts the tiara on Isabella) Isabella: What are you all standing around for? We got an affair to break ground for There so much to do Guess who is becoming a wife (cheers) True, my husband's only 11 Still, the weddings going to be heaven Go and get my bouquet It's the happiest day of my life
Queen of Valencia: Cousin Harry will pay King of Valencia: It's the happiest day of my life Wormwood: Now you're under my sway It’s the happiest day of my life All: La, la, la, la, la, la. Unh!