Way back in days of olde, There was a legend told About a hero known as Galavant.
Peasant Woman #1: Square jaw and perfect hair... Peasant Man #1: Cojones out to there... Peasants: There was no hero quite like Galavant.
Blacksmith: Tough, plus every other manly value... Children: Mess with him, he'll disembowel you. Peasant Woman #2: Yay! He ruled in every way! Peasant Man #2: A fairy tale cliché! Peasants: And people called him Gaaaaaaa-laaaaaaa-vaaaaaaaaaaaant!
Jester: The man we're speaking of, He had a lady love, And Madalena, she was one fair maiden. Long legs and perfect skin, A body built for sin, With cleavage you could hold a whole parade in!
Ah, true love was never this ecstatic, Nor as nearly acrobatic! Yes! He loved her to excess, Thrice daily more or less, And she'd be screaming... Madalena: Gaaaaaa-laaaaaa-VA—!
Jester: One tiny problem Soon would arise. Richard, a nearby king Of wealth and stature, He watched Madalena, Lust in his eyes. And He asked her for her hand... Well, more like a demand... Well, more like had his henchman steal her.
Jester and Company: Which brings us to today, The Royal Wedding Day. No one can stop it now but Galavant. Poor Madalena waits Behind King Richard's gates For the arrival of her Galavant.
Now, at last begins a true adventure, Epic! Wild! A real butt-clencher! So, Huzzah and tally-ho! Sit back and here we go! Attend the tale of... Madalena and company: Gaaaaaaaaaaa-laaaaaaaaaaa-vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!