Pirates: We're cruel and vicious pirate men, As hard and tough as brass. By far, the fearsomest buccaneers To ever walk on grass.
Pirate #1: We pillage here. Pirate #2: And plunder there. Pirate #3: We rage from dusk till dawn. Pirates: We hoist the anchor and swab the deck. Pirate King: Then gather for drinks on the lawn.
Pirates: We're the lords of the sea. Pirate King: Except we aren't at sea. Pirates: We're the lords of the sea. Pirate King: Just not of the actual sea.
Pirates: Arrgh!
Pirate #1: Now woe betide these scurvy knaves Who end up in our way. Pirate #2: We'll challenge you to a round of golf. Pirate #3: Or possibly croquet. Pirates: And if you dare to do us wrong, You'll walk the plank, no doubt. Down you'll go to an awful fate. Pirate King: Those grass stains will never come out.
Pirates: We're the lords of the sea. Pirate King: With quotes around the word "sea." Pirates: We're the lords of the sea. Pirate King: Except for the part with the sea.
Pirates: Arrgh!
Pirate King: Now how we ended up here, 'Tis a dire and dreadful tale. Pirate #1: The kind to leave the meanest rogue A-pukin' o'er the rail. Pirate #2: So fateful, so accursed. Pirate #3: Such a stroke of evil luck. Pirates: Our ship washed up on that thar hill. Pirate King: And, hey, I guess it's stuck.
Pirates: So now we hold the river here By brutal, violent force. Pirate #1: We've also taken up gardening. Pirate #2: Sustainably. Pirate #3: Of course. Pirates: We make you pay to cross this way And squeeze ya till it hurts! Pirate King: And on the side, we sell a line Of homemade organic desserts.
Pirates: We're the lords of the sea. Pirate King: Though, technically, next to the sea. Pirates: We're the lords of the sea, Or sort of, of the sea!