Slip your penny in the slot, you're tall enough to ride Screw your eyes up nice and tight and take a peek inside You'll see the scary world that's sort of right behind the normal one Where goblin Nazis rule the world and lava rivers run
Look into my Terrorscope, I dare you not to see I promise you no black ring around the eye for thee Turn the crank and bring to life just what the butcher saw Black magic lantern is projecting horrors on the walls
Spiral to the other side In my Terrorscope Guaranteed to petrify It's my Terrorscope
You'll see crudely doodled demons clippity-clopping their cloven feet Or a Herbie Goes Bananas full of people you don't wanna meet A spooky realm of badly thought-up terror lurking in the lens Such creepy and quite shoddy evil coming back again
Spiral to the other side In my Terrorscope Guaranteed to petrify It's my Terrorscope Clear to see for those who'll die You'll be horrified It's all in the eye of my Terrorscope
Look in the abyss too long, it looks back you see What is real and what is no is not too clear with me My big long fingers beckon you, I glide you to your seat Reality's a nightmare now, you're seeing it clearly