--spoken word-- Nurse we need to perform an immediate jazzersection! (urgh this is hard) His kidneys aren't funky enough!
--Intro-- Gettin those jiblets f**ked up baby (arin is doing bass) f**cked up baby oh now you can't do it, Gettin those jiblets f**ked up baby, Alright, check it, check it check it check it out, f**ked up baby oh now you can't do it, Do ma little dance in advance, in those pants.
--Verse 1-- What's ma jam, what's my move jam, And what does that accomplish, huh? We're gonna have fun at the party, tonight (tonight), Playin' goddamn checkers!
What's ma jam, what's my move jam, And what does that accomplish, nothin! Come on baby, gimme, gimme lovin' gimme lovin' come on.
--Pre-chorus-- Down around the corner, half a mile from here, See that long train running, and I watch it disappear, Without love, dudula, Where would you be now, nana now, now
ITS F**KING CHECKERS
--Chorus-- Whatcha think about the situation (dududududududu, dududududududu) Watcha think about the situation Baby, about the checkers. (x2)
--Verse 2-- Uh, you gonna jump over ma head, cmon, If you do you might be dead, cmon (oh) I'm gonna touch you where you don't want, Then you can sue me, (x2)
Love the way you touch ma peepee yeah, Love the way you touch ma poopoo yeah, Gotta big huge dick in ma mouth tonight, gonna f**k a dude, gonna f**k a dude
Gonna help my bros, gettin to that base, cmon, Sittin in the holes, gettin all excited, I'm so horny I could f**k a dude but I won't, cos I don't like like duuuuuuuuudes
Gotta pee about now, gotta poo about now, (about when?) Right about now.