VARYS: Seven hells ROBB: Who is that? ROBERT: It’s the Targaryen girl JOFFREY: Sound the alarms! ROBERT: She’s come to take back the Seven Kingdoms. ROBB: Well, it’s more like six Kingdoms now. JOFFREY: Hide me with the children! ROBB: You know since we seceded. JOFFREY: I’m pooping! ROBB: She should take the other six. Why not? ROBERT: Shut up Joffrey, you weird little shit!
DENY: I got dragons, bitch. I started out with nothin’ but a shitty older brother in a Pentos penthouse, I got pimped out to a Dothraki warlord with a horde full of slave-takin’ thugs, Fuckin’ like dogs in public. Queen of the savages, got three dragon eggs, ate a hourse heart, took it down, Didn’t throw up got knoked up, but I mistakenly traded in the fate of the baby, And put my nubby in a coma.
Smothered his ass, and build a funeral pyre, tool the blood magic witch, Burned the bitch alive, climbed in-side and fried eggs awhile From the ash came my naked ass and three reptiles. Touchin’ my kids? Betta ask me I’m the “Motha of Dragons”, Pyat Pree, yeah, that freak. Y’betta come at me with more than a manticore f’you wanna blast me.
JORAH: Khaleesi DENY: You got a dirty mouth, yeah, tou best sit down before I go to town With some Valiyrian, you ‘bout to fear me when I turn and burn this mothafucka to the ground. I’m Stormborn, comin’ out the flames kill the masters, free the slaves From Qarth to Braavos, and Slaver’s Bay every bitch crackin’ whips gonna know my name: JORAH: Khaleesi DENY: Send a raven to Westeros ‘cause I’m puttin’ three dragons in a big-ass boat. You betta tell the usurpers that I’m comin’ to take back the realm and the Iron Thron... Like a hound takes a bitch. Happy Birthday!