[Garrett Davis - Daddy Kill The Spider - Story From North America]
Garrett Davis: Here’s a story from North America!
[Son] Daddy, daddy, daddy, hurry! I saw something scurry!
[Father] Son, what’s all this screaming for? You’re gonna wake the neighbors next door!
[Son] Daddy, I think there’s a spider on my floor! Is it? And will you squish it?
[Father] You call me in here in the middle of the night To come into your room and destroy life? Is that what they teach you In Sunday School?
[Son] But Daddy, it’s gross! It’s got a million legs! A billion eyes! A trillion eggs!
[Father] Son, it’s not disgusting – it’s just reality; Take a deep breath and appreciate life!
Look how delicate his legs are Crawling across your bedroom floor! Do you know the proper name?
[Son] Arachnid!!!
[Father] That’s right!
We’re living in a world that’s full of creatures, Big and small, Hairy and slimy, You are not the center of the world…
How would you feel if a giant hand Came out of the sky and decided to crush you?
[Son] I guess I’d be scared, but Daddy! What if The spider hurts me?
Garrett Davis: *turns page*
[Father] He didn't hurt you yet, did he, son? Your logic is flawed, you come undone! Swallow your pride. What if the spider said the same thing: Daddy, daddy, kill that kid!
[Son] That’s the point, dad! What if he did? That’s why I have to strike first!
[Father] What if he did? What if he didn't??? What if the world was made of pudding???????
All I’m saying is consider Something Besides your Thirst… for blood?
[Son] Dad, you’re right! Now I see! Maybe he’s got a family!
[Father] Now you’re learning, Understanding, Finally you’re becoming human!!!
Let’s return him to his natural habitat - Put him in a cup and take him outside…