We'll book this tour and it'll be oh so good But we're gonna steal your guarantee oh steer clear we're on a wicked path we've got plans Wicked Plans And it's the least we can do because we gotta get ours somehow It would be too easy making 10% off the tours we book for you So we figure we'll take as much as we can because it's not up to you The music the bands provide brings the kids to the shows but you know we just don't care Because there are a lot of other bands we can use if you don't want this tour and the point is even though everyone knows we treat the bands like shit Nobody has the guts to speak out Because they're afraid that they won't get the tours at the end of the day You fucking kids have gotta learn the golden rules: 1. You gotta Use who you can on your way to the middle 2. You only give a favor for a favor in return 3. You get burned when you turn the other cheek P.S. We don't believe you kids are so naive to think that things could change Because nothing ever changes in the real world and we're gonna drive that message home because money fills the gas tank in your van