The book of love is long and boring No one can lift the damn thing It's full of charts and facts and figures And instructions for dancing And I I love it when you read to me And you You can read me anything
The book of love has music in it In fact that's where music comes from Some of it's just transcendental Some of it's just really dumb And I I love it when you sing to me And you You can sing me anything You can sing me anything
The book of love is long and boring And written many years ago It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes And things we're all too young to know And I I love it when you give me things And you You wanna give me wedding rings You wanna give me wedding rings You wanna give me wedding rings