It's Christmas morning and You're so glad Gonna get some presents from Mom and Dad You take a look under the Christmas tree A very special present You now can see
The special present can't wait 'til later In your excitement You rip off the paper Suddenly You notice a very strange smell It's from the present, You can tell
Merry Shitmas!
Santa's very special big surprise A sausage of shit surrounded by flies Merry shitmas, stupid child This is what you get for being nice and mild