Non sparo fili/ I don't shoot spider-webs mutazioni non ho avuto mai/ I've never had mutations senza aereo non volo e lo sai/ I can't fly without an airplane and you know that non ho superpoteri ma tu, tu non hai:/ I have no superpowers but you, you don't have il maggiordomo/ the butler, la villa a Como/ the mansion in Como, i miei milioni/ my millions, i macchinoni/ big cars, costume nero/ my black costume ne vado fiero/ I am proud of it i colorati/ the coloured ones (the others) sono sfigati/ are losers
Ho una caverna piena di congegni/ I have a cave full of devices mi gratto di giorno/ I scratch myself during the day (means that he has nothing to do) non ho mai impegni/ I'm never busy ma tanti accessori/ but I have a lot of accessories firmati da me/ signed by me la maglia col BAT vende più di BAZ/ the t-shirt with the bat sells more than Baz (baz is the name of a comedian quite popular, above all among the young people, in italy)
A Superman (gli tiro) la criptonite/ I throw kryptonite to Superman E Ironman (lo smonto) col cacciavite/ and I dismantle Ironman with the screwdriver Invece Hulk (gli verso) la camomilla/ I give a camomile to Hulk E Wonder Woman io me la porto in villa/ and I take Wonder Woman to my mansion du-due, due colpi du-due,/ two hits, two du-due, du-due, due colpi du-du/ two hits, two
Non sparo fili/ I don't shoot spiderwebs mutazioni non ho avuto mai/ I've never had mutations senza aereo non volo e lo sai/ I can't fly without airplane and you know that non ho superpoteri ma tu, tu non hai:/ I don't have superpowers but you, you don't have il maggiordomo (Alfred)/ the butler - alfred la villa a Como (e a Gotham City)/ the mansion in como-- and in Gotham City i miei milioni (ah ah)/ my millions i macchinoni (Bat-mobili)/ big cars costume nero (con il mantello)/ my black costumes - with the cloak ne vado fiero (sì sì)/ I'm proud of it - yes, yes i colorati (gli altri eroi)/ the coloured ones-the other heroes sono sfigati/are losers
I Mutanti, dilettanti/ the mutants (are) amateurs Wolverine è è cretin/ wolverine is stupid l'Uomo ragno me lo magno/ I eat spiderman poi a Thor faccio toh toh toh/ then I do toh toh toh to Thor (I guess means that he does a vulgar gesture to Thor) io a Flash tiro un pesc/ I throw a fish to Flash i Fantastici ci ci ci sono 4/ the Fantastic are 4 non li affronto/ I don't confront them fossi matto/ I'm not mad!
Mentre Catwoman/ While Catwoman io la riempio di croccantini/ i feed her with cat-food poi la porto nei camerini e.../ then I bring her to the dressing room and... "Fai volare la civetta!"/ you make fly the owl NO!!! FAI VOLARE IL PIPISTRELLO!/ No! You make fly the bat!