Somebody's been a'stealin all my sugar Somebody's been a'settin in my chair Somebody's been a smokin my cigarettes cuz i see butts everywhere
I'm gonna set me a trap I'm gonna catch me a rat
Somebody's been drinkin' up my coffee Somebody's been a wearin out my clothes Somebody's been a walkin' in my rockin' shoes And I'm mad and goodness knows
I'm gonna set me a trap I'm gonna catch me a rat
Somebody went and painted my parlour red They moved the windows and they moved the bed Somebody went and painted my kitchen blue They been a-foolin with the bathroom too
somebody's been a messin' with my puppy somebody's left him purrin' on the mat somebody musta touched him with a "whammy hand" cuz he looked just like a cat
I'm gonna set me a trap I'm gonna catch me a rat
Somebody went and painted my parlour red They moved the windows and they moved the bed Somebody went and painted my kitchen blue They been a-foolin with the bathroom too
somebody's been a messin' with my puppy somebody's left him purrin' on the mat somebody musta touched him with a "whammy hand" cuz he looked just like a cat
I'm gonna set me a trap I'm gonna catch me a rat
I'm gonna set me a trap I'm gonna catch me a rat
Man, you better get outta here, you in the wrong house