Well, the wreck on the highway, the traffic's pilin' up I gotta see my baby and I can't go fast enough Why don't you people learn to drive, huh You know you just might stay alive Oh, ain't it a shame, the smoke an' the flames I think you people is nuts Well, there's a hot-rod flyin' down the far-right, huh He's gonna turn a-left, I think that man's insane Why don't you people learn to drive, huh You know you, just might survive Well if you drive me crazy You'll be pushing the daisies I think you people is crazy
Well there's a big diesel pullin' up the highway ramp The think he didn't know was that his brakes was damp Why don't you people learn to drive, huh You know you just might stay alive Oh, ain't it a shame, the smoke an' the flames I think you people is nuts