There was a Young Lady of Dorking, Who bought a large bonnet for walking; But its color and size so bedazzled her eyes, That she very soon went back to Dorking.
I am as I am And so is a stone And them as don't like me Must leave me alone
There was an old man of Dee-side, Whose hat was exceedingly wide, But he said, 'Do not fail, If it happens to hail To come under my hat at Dee-side!'