Shuffling down the street with his sideways feet Stopping now and then and he'll stop again No doubt in his mind where he's going
He doesn't care for his hair or his teeth And if the truth were known he's a bit of a thief Innocently lies and it's showing
Who'd imagine he's man's best friend Knowing he's your friend in the end Won't be around when you shout or swear
Not very sorry, he doesn't care God knows why we call him old faithful Pat him on the head, give the dog a bone
Use a friendly tone, he won't leave you alone No one understands like old faithful
Early rise, is it wise? Wonders happen now and then Eats his fill, time to kill Then goes back to sleep again
Trusty slave, bold and brave And he roars like a lion But in fact, it's an act And the truth is that he isn't No one understands it's a dog's life
Chases dreams, so it seems He shines in his master's light Looking good, so he should For the choice is very narrow No one understands it's a dog's life
Shuffling down the street with his sideways feet Stopping now and then and he'll stop again No doubt in his mind where he's going
He doesn't care for his hair or his teeth And if the truth were known he's a bit of a thief Innocently lies and it's showing