George Jones & Tammy Wynette Honey, I'm home get your sweet thing over here I'm ready for a backrub but first bring me a beer Well, you wish I'd let you get a job, well, you just keep right on a-wishin' You know a womans place is in the bedroom or the kitchen If god met you she wouldn't like you, oh come on Five minutes of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, uh ha She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, um um um, huh uh If god met you she wouldn't like you. it wasn't like that atall now You just won't believe all that's happened to me at work, like what George That former job they promissed me, well, they gave it to a skirt, haha She's a college educated oh but that don'r make a thing, like it now Cause there's no woman smart enough to boss around a man. huh If god met you she wouldn't like you, I don't believe that at all Five minutes of your bull (you can't make me) and she'd unleash her wrath When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, oh she's ain't like that She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, look out, um um um If god met you she wouldn't like you. it wasn't like that at all now If god met you she wouldn't like you, I can make any woman like me now Five minute s of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, oh my goodness She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, look out , um, um um If god met you she wouldn't like you. I don't believe that If god met you she wouldn't like you. huh uh Well Tammy I'm gonna tell him not to like you either.