Please mister, don't touch me tomato Please, don't you touch me tomato Touch me on me pumpkin, potato For goodness' sake, don't touch me tomato
Touch me this, you touch me that Touch me everything I've got Touch me plum, me apples too But here's one thing you just can't do
All you do is feel 'em, feel 'em Ain't you tired of feel 'em, feel 'em All you do is squeeze 'em, squeeze 'em Ain't you tired of squeeze 'em, squeeze 'em
Please mister, don't touch me tomato Please, don't you touch me tomato Touch me on me pumpkin, potato For goodness' sake, don't touch me tomato
Please mister, take advice from me The more you look, the less you'll see But if you just must have your way Double the price you've got to pay
All you do is feel 'em, feel 'em Ain't you tired of feel 'em, feel 'em All you do is squeeze 'em, squeeze 'em Ain't you tired of squeeze 'em, squeeze 'em
Please mister, don't touch me tomato Please, don't you touch me tomato Touch me on me pumpkin, potato For goodness' sake, don't touch me tomato
You're hard like a coconut Nuts, oh nuts, are nothing but ? Make up your mind, man, what is what
All you do is feel 'em, feel 'em Ain't you tired of feel 'em, feel 'em All you do is squeeze 'em, squeeze 'em Ain't you tired of squeeze 'em, squeeze 'em
Please mister, don't touch me tomato Please, don't you touch me tomato Touch me on me pumpkin, potato For goodness' sake, don't touch me tomato