well, i don't know why i came here tonight i got the feeling that something ain't right i'm so scared in case i fall off my chair and i'm wondering how i'll get down the stairs clowns to left of me, jokers to the right here i am, stuck in the middle with you yes, stuck in the middle with you and i'm wondering what it is i should do it's so hard to keep this smile from my face losing control, yeah, all over the place clowns to left of me, jokers to the right here i am, stuck in the middle with you well, you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a self made man and your friends, they all come crowlin slap you on the back and say please... please... trying to make some sense of it all but i can see that it makes no sense at all is it cool to go to sleep on the floor 'cause i don't think i can take anymore clowns to left of me, jokers to the right here i am, stuck in the middle with you well, you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a self made man and your friends, they all come crowlin slap you on the back and say please... please... well, i don't know why i came here tonight i got the feeling that something ain't right i'm so scared in case i fall off my chair and i'm wondering how i'll get down the stairs clowns to left of me, jokers to the right here i am, stuck in the middle with you yes, stuck in the middle with you