If all assholes could fly, this place would be an airport. And I don't know why I haven't made my way out yet. But I think that I'll have one more drink and ponder my situation. So bartender, please, another drink for me.
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole. Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole. Oh, I'm an asshole. Watch me fly.
Pushing my way to the men's room. Where all the dicks like to hang. There's some prick in the bathroom stall Key bumping cocaine. I think that I'll have one more drink To combat the consternation So bartender, please, another drink for me.
Shit, I can't find my phone. Has anybody seen it? Fuck, there it goes, another phone, gone to shit. I think I will have one more drink Out of furious frustration. So bartender please, another drink for me.
Apparently, this night is done. This shithole is now closing. I can't find my wallet and can't find my keys, I can't call for a taxi. I think I will have one more drink As my evening's consolation. So bartender please, another drink for me.