Based on the song "Longhaired Redneck" written by David Allen Coe and Jimmy Rabbit
Everybody knows that I'm a scumbag They won't come and see me in this dive Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them Or if they'll even get out of there alive
Some fuckhead in the corner is getting to me Talkin' about the way I look and smell Well I guess he don't know that I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell
Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag I like sluts and whores and I don't care You can say just what you want to say about me But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair
'Cause I like to drink whiskey by the gallon I live on peanut butter sandwiches, I don't care I spent some nights in jail in this old country Everybody hates me and I just don't fucking care
'Cause I can sing all those songs about bitches And I still fuck all the prostitutes that I know They tell me I smell like raw sewage But I'm the man that you'll never know
Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag They won't come and see me in this dive Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them Or if they'll even get out of there alive
Some fuckhead in the corner is getting to me Talkin' about the way I look and smell Well I guess he don't know it, but I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell
Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag I like sluts and whores and I don't care You can say just what you want to say about me But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair
And I can sing all those songs about bitches And I still fuck all those prostitutes that I know They tell me I smell like raw sewage But I'm just the man that you'll never know
Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag They'll never come and see me in this dive You can say just what you want to say about me I'll turn my back on you and I'll stick you from behind