Music by: Joel Lyrics by: Curtis, Colin and Joel Recorded, produced, and mixed by: Joel (And yes, we realize this song does not make any sense, whatsoever.) "Run for your lives, it's Ghetto 9" Yo D-Shred, roll the beats!
Yo, I holla Citrys Splasch, gettin' together with Ghetto 9, For the first time, And here is The Postman, aight. Why am I so gangsta?
Yo, I see handprints, and I was wondering why, Why, why is my crib so holla fly? I spray Fabreeze and read the label, She ain't no spring renewal, that's no fable. Open my window and look out, At the grey slick streets of Brooklyn, south. Cats be a callin' me, Postman we rollin, But eyes so fly they don't be knowing I write my rhymes with a sparkly blue pen And it's ill - I.L.L. - with a capital 'I' Yo, yo
Representin' my boyz in central
The feeling of wearing new shoes, while shopping, for more new shoes. Why am I so gangsta? Gangsta! Why am I so gangsta? These shoes are gangsta! Especially the laces!
Got my 'Throwback' on. K-Swiss is how it's done. I choose a Tek-9 when I want it crunk. I ask myself all the time, Why am I so gangsta, I'm so supa fly. Holla! Hold up! Throwing it down, and I'm holding it up. I'm so gangsta, so flippin crunk. Yeah, preach Gangsta 9! Representin' Bo'ness and Nerd-X all the time Straight flow, poppin collas' Holla to the balla, and your motha, and I know And we all breakin it down, breakin it down, so slow Uh huh, Yeah
"Run for your lives, it's a tek-9!!"
Wearing new shoes! While shopping for more new shoes!
Running from the five-O, they just don't know, I got new K-Swiss from Footlocker, yo Sixty-two fifty, it's a good sale For me and my peeps, and all them who deal. And we break it, and we pop it red and white, And it's all that son, and it's all that 'n tight, yeah'huh, yea! Holla!
24-7. and I got the new kicks, And the laces, and it all just beautifully mix You know I love it, it's like cake and butta And it all fits together like my neo brutha, yeah,
I, I'm so fly, cause I, am a gangsta! I, I'm so fly, cause I, am a gangsta! I, I'm so fly, cause I, am a gangsta! I, I'm so fly. Gangsta!!! Why am I so gangsta?!