Chevy's Girls: [ singing ] "When he's doing "Update", my heart stands still. When he says that Franco's still dead, I could die!"
Gilda Radner: "When he talks dirty on that phone, it's like he's talking to me. I go to pieces when he sneezes in his tie!"
Chevy's Girls: "When he does Gerald Ford, you know I'm never bored. He says, "No problem", but I wish that he could see."
Laraine Newman: "There is a problem, mine, because I want him so. And if he takes me in his arms, there would be..."
Chevy's Girls: "Chevy! Chevy, I love when you fall down! Each Saturday Night on my T.V. Oh, but Chevy, everytime you take that fall, I wish you that you falling, falling for me.
I know this shouldn't be said, I wish his girlfriend were dead. Her tragic "accidental" death I scheme and plot!"
Jane Curtin: "So when in heaven we meet, I will be able to say..."
Chevy's Girls: "'Hi, I'm Mrs. Chevy Chase and you're not!"
Chevy! Chevy, I love when you fall down! Each Saturday Night on my T.V."
Laraine Newman: "Oh, but Chevy, everytime you take that fall.."
Chevy's Girls: "I wish that you were falling..."
Laraine Newman: "Falling for me."
Gilda Radner: One day, he came into my dressing room.
Jane and Laraine: Do tell!
Gilda Radner: He asked for a match, and I felt my heart swoon!
Jane and Laraine: Then what happened?
Gilda Radner: The show began, he turned around to go, and said goodbye...
Jane and Laraine: Oh no!
Gilda Radner: I asked him to stay, I thought I would die!
Jane and Laraine: Look out! Look out! Look out!
Gilda Radner: He crashed into a wall and there was nothing I could do about it.
Chevy's Girls: "Chevy! Chevy, I love when you fall down! Each Saturday night on my T.V."
Jane: "Oh, but Chevy, everytime you take that fall," I wish that you were falling...