She's got so much of that decimal stuff I'll fall in love if I try hard enough
Her kisses never get better They just get wetter and wetter I curse the day that I met her But she is loaded
She says that I'm daft, and I know I threw her food on the lino She hit me, felt a rhino But she is loaded
There was a time when she did reign me, content How she used to keep it cool She used to give me anything I wanted 'Til she won a football pool Now she gives me hell!
I'll sue her, try to make this stick: The fact that she is sadistic My nose was straight 'til she kissed it But she is loaded
There was a time when she did reign me, content How she used to keep it cool She used to give me anything I wanted 'Til she won a football pool Now she gives me hell!
Her kisses never get better They just get wetter and wetter I curse the day that I met her But she is loaded She is loaded She is loaded!