Hey girl, crossdresser for Christ here I know you love this time of year as much as I do So let's be multicultural together And learn everything from Wikipedia about the Holiday Season Christmas time, Christmas time, yeah it's here again Santa's laugh, make it clap, all you naughty men Lump of coal, in your soul, chase it down with gin Best time of the year Hannukah, Hannukah, are you cool with that? Yamaka, yamaka, it's a little hat Blehblehblah, blehblehblah, it's Yiddish look it up The best time of the year And then there's Kwanzaa Now I don't know what it means either But it's the corniest of all the holidays because they have corn And that's pretty much all I got from Wikipedia Hey, it's another day all for what though? Come on! Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka Everybody come on-sika Something for everyone-sika Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka Extravaganza Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex Ex-ex-ex-ex extravagan-sika Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex Ex-ex-ex-ex extravaganza Kinara, Minora Come on light 'em up Africans, Kosher Jews, white people Christmas Don't forget, don't forget, Winter Solstice Oh we're not doing that Merry Christmas, Shabai Shalom I drive a Manachevi Live long and prosper Peace be with you And also, with Jews Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka Everybody come on-sika Something for everyone-sika Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka Extravaganza Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex Ex-ex-ex-ex extravagan-sika Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex Ex-ex-ex-ex extravaganza Now we come to the bridge, my favourite part of any song This is a brige over troubled water And I'm the troll beneath that bridge, so pay the toll And have a happy, and holiday, bitch Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka Everybody come on-sika Something for everyone-sika Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka Extravaganza Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex Ex-ex-ex-ex extravagan-sika Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex Ex-ex-ex-ex extravaganza