Here come the radicals, chic to chic Oh so exclusive, oh so elite Oh so daring, oh so discrete So discrete But not so discrete And here comes Harold Macmillan Here comes Alec Douglas Home Here comes the Cuban crisis Here comes the overdose Here comes the overdose And even though it’s underhand Christine Keeler has got it planned Christine Keeler Understands Understands Tyrannical prince and helpless czars Opening the coast in the same old doors Saints to the sugary Always want more Want more But you never had it so good, good You never had it so good, good You never had it so good, good So good So good And even though it’s underhand Christine Keeler has got it planned Christine Keeler Understands Understands Mr X, Mr Y Another day, another alibi Mr X, Mr Y This line has been censored You’ve never had it so good, good You’ve never had it so good, good You’ve never had it so good, good So good So good And even though it’s underhand Christine Keeler has got it planned Christine Keeler Understands Understands Understands Understands Understands Another day, another alibi Another day, another alibi Another day, another alibi Another day, another alibi Another alibi Another alibi Another day, another alibi Another day, another alibi Another day, another alibi Another day, another alibi Sad girls and sad boys Kneejerks and killjoys All God’s children got to have their toys