Tina: You went to school to learn, girl Things you never, never knew before Kurt: I before E except after C Tina: And why two plus two makes four Now, now, now I'm gonna teach you Teach you, teach you All about love, dear, all about love Mike: Sit yourself down, take a seat All you gotta do is repeat after me Tina with New Directions A B C, easy as one, two, three Are simple as do re mi A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl A B C, easy as one, two, three Are simple as do re mi A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl Tina: Come on, let me love you just a little bit Come on, let me love you just a little bit Come on, come one, come on Let me show you what it's all about
Quinn: Reading and writing arithmetic Are the branches of the learning tree Mike: But listen without the roots of love let me tell you, girl Kurt: Your education ain't complete Tina: T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you, show you, show you How to get an A,
Mike: Spell me, you, add the two Listen to me baby, that's all you gotta do Tina with New Directions: A B C is easy as one, two, three Are simple as do re mi A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl A B C is easy as like counting up to three Sing a simple melody That's how easy love can be Sing a simple melody One, two, three, you and me Kurt: Sit down girl I think I love you Mike: No, get up girl show me what you can do! Tina: Shake it, shake it, baby, (Mike: come on now) Shake it, shake it, baby, (Kurt: ooh-ooh) One, two, three baby oo oo That's how easy love can be A B C is easy as like counting up to three Sing a simple melody That's how easy love can be Mike: Now I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out, sing it out (Tina: Oh, oh, oh baby.) Sing it out, sing it out, oh baby. Tina with New Directions A B C is easy as like counting up to three Sing a simple melody That's how easy love can be Now I'm gonna teach you how to Sing it out, sing it out, sing it out, sing it out A B C is easy it's like counting up to three