[Blaine:] Your story sad to tell A teenage ne'er do well Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block Your future's so unclear now What's left of your career now? Can't even get a trade in on your smock
[New Directions Girls:] La la la la la la la la
[Blaine:] Beauty school dropout No graduation day for you Beauty school dropout Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean your clothes up After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose up
Baby get moving ([New Directions Girls:] Baby get moving) Why keep your feeble hopes alive? What are you proving? ([New Directions Girls:] What are you proving?) You've got the dream but not the drive
[Blaine with New Directions Girls harmonizing:] If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school!
[New Directions Girls:] La la la la la la la la
[Blaine:] Beauty school dropout ([New Directions Girls:] Beauty school dropout) Hanging around the corner store Beauty school dropout ([New Directions Girls:] Beauty school dropout) It's about time you knew the score
[Blaine with New Directions Girls harmonizing:] Well they couldn't teach you anything You think you're such a looker But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker!
[Blaine:] Baby don't sweat it ([New Directions Girls:] Don't sweat it) You're not cut out to hold a job Better forget it ([New Directions Girls:] Forget it) Who wants their hair done by a slob?
[Blaine with New Directions Girls harmonizing:] Now your bangs are curled, your lashes whirled, but still the world is cruel Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school!
[Blaine:] Baby don't blow it Don't put my good advice to shame Baby you know it Even Dear Abby'd say the same!
[Blaine with New Directions Girls harmonizing:] Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly!
[Blaine:] Gotta be going to that, malt shop, in the sky!
Beauty school dropout ([New Directions Girls:] Beauty school dropout) Go back to high school Beauty school dropout ([New Directions Girls:] Beauty school dropout) Go back to high school Beauty school dropout ([New Directions Girls:] Beauty school dropout) Go back to high school