Your story sad to tell A teenage ne'er do well Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block
your futures so unclear now what's left of your career now can't even get a trade in on your smile beauty school dropout no graduation day for you beauty school dropout missed your mid-terms and flunked shampoo well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean your clothes up after spending all that dough, to have the doctor fix your nose up
better get movin why keep your feeble hopes alive what are you provin you've got the dream but not the drive
if you go for your diploma you could join the steno pool turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school
beauty school dropout hanging around the corner store beauty school dropout it's about time you knew the score
well they couldn't teach you anything you think you're such a looker but no customer will go to you unless she was a hooker
baby don't sweat it you're not cut out to hold a job better forget it who wants their hair done by a slob
now your bangs are curled your lashes twirled, but still the world is cruel wipe off that angel face and go back to high school
baby don't blow it don't put my good advice to shame baby you know it even dear Abby'd say the same
now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky
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