Sam: I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad Buy all of the things I never had .... I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen Oh every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights Yeah, a different city every night oh right I swear the world better prepare For when I'm a billionaire
Artie with New Directions Boys: Yeah I would have a show like Oprah I would be the host of, Everyday Christmas Give Artie a wish list I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt And adopt a bunch of babies that I never had it Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this And last but not least grant somebody their last wish It's been a couple months since I've single so You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho-Ho Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did Yeah can't forget about me stupid Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music
Sam: Oh every time I close my eyes
Artie: Oh what ya see, what ya see boy ?
Sam: I see my name in shining lights
Artie: Huh huh Huh huh
Sam: A different city every night oh right I swear the world better prepare
Artie: For what ?
Sam: For when I'm a billionaire (New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) for when I'm a Billionaire (New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) for when I'm a Billionaire
Puck with New Directions Boys: I'll be playing basketball with the President Dunking on his delegates Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette Toss a couple million in the air just for the heck of it But keep the fives, twentys, tens and Bens completely separate And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket We in recession but let me take a crack at it I'll probably take whatevers left and just split it up So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was Eating good sleeping soundly I know we all have a similar dream Go in your pocket pull out your wallet And put it in the air and sing
Sam: I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
Artie: So bad
Sam: Buy all of the things I never had
Artie: Buy ev'rything haha
Sam: I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Artie: What up Oprah? Haha
Sam: Oh every time I close my eyes
Artie: Oh what ya see, what ya see, boy?
Sam: I see my name in shining lights
Artie: Uh huh Uh huh
Sam: A different city every night oh right I swear the world better prepare
Artie: For what?
Sam: For when I'm a billionaire Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaire Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaire I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad