Sam: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad Buy all of the things I never had I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen Oh, every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights, yeah A different city every night, oh I, I swear, the world better prepare For when I'm a billionaire
Artie: Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah I would be the host of Everyday Christmas Give Artie a wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it Give away a few Mercedes like "Here, lady, have this" And last but not least grant somebody their last wish It's been a couple months that I've been single, so You can call me Artie Claus minus the "Ho, ho"
Hehe, get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid Everywhere I go I'mma have my own theme music
Sam (Artie): Oh, every time I close my eyes (Oh, what ya see, what ya see, bro?) I see my name in shining lights (Uhu, uhu) Oh yeah, yeah (And what else?) A different city every night, oh (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah) I, I swear the world better prepare (For what?)
For when I'm a billionaire (New Directions Boys: Ooh, ooh) (Oh) For when I'm a Billionaire (New Directions Boys: Ooh, ooh) (Puck: Let's go)
Puck: I'll be playing basketball with the President Dunking on his delegates Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette Toss a couple million in the air just for the heck of it But keep the fives, twenties, tens and Bens completely separate
And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket We in recession but let me take a crack at it I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks And not a single tummy around me Would know what hungry was, eating good, sleeping soundly I know we all have a similar dream Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet And put it in the air and sing
Sam (Artie): I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad (So bad) Buy all of the things I never had (Buy everything, haha) I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (What up Oprah? Aha)
Oh, every time I close my eyes (Oh, what ya see, what ya see, bro?) I see my name in shining lights (Uhu, uhu) Oh yeah, yeah (And what else?) A different city every night, oh (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah) I, I swear the world better prepare (For what?)
For when I'm a billionaire (Yeah) (New Directions Boys: Ooh, ooh) (Sing it) For when I'm a Billionaire (New Directions Boys: Ooh, ooh) (Oh)