Finn: I really loved the... Skillful way you beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!
Rachel: Uh! Oh, Brad
Finn (Kurt, Mercedes, and Quinn) : The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet) The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet) So please don't tell me to can it (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you...
The road was long but I ran it (Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet) If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad, or mediocre Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
Rachel: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had! (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Oh, Brad) Now we're engaged, and I'm so glad (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Oh, Brad) That you've met Mum and you know Dad (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Oh, Brad) I've one thing to say and that's Brad I'm mad for you too... Oh, Brad! (Finn: Oh... dammit!) I'm mad, (Finn: Oh, Janet!) For you (Finn: I love you too)
Finn and Rachel: There's one thing left to do. Ah-ooh!
Finn: And that's go see the man who began it (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet) When we met in his science exam, it (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet) Made me give you the eye and then panic. (Kurt, Mercedes and Quinn: Janet) Now I've one thing to say and that's, Dammit, Janet, I love you... Dammit, Janet (Rachel: Oh, Brad, I'm mad) Dammit, Janet