Puck with the New Direction Boys: Ooohhh, you gonna take me home tonight Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight Ooohhh, you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Puck: Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh Left alone with big fat fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey! Ho!
I've been singing with my band Across the wire across the land I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them lardy ladies every time C'mon
Puck with the New Direction Boys: Ooohhh, wont you take me home tonight? Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight Ooohhh, and you give it all you got Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Puck: Hey listen here I've got mortgages and homes I got stiffness in my bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you Oh but I still get my pleasure Still got my greatest treasure Hey big woman you gonna make a big man of me Now get this
Puck with the New Direction Boys: Ooohhh (Puck: I know) you gonna take me home tonight (Puck: Please) Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight Ooohhh, you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round (Puck: Yeah) Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Puck: Get on your bikes and ride Ooohhh yeah, ohh yeah, them fat bottomed girls (New Direction Boys: Fat bottomed girls) Yeah yeah yeah, alright, ride em' cowboy (New Direction Boys: Fat bottomed girls) Yes yes