[Rachel:] What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble That's what you get for all your trouble I'll, I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again
[Sam:] What do you do when you kiss a girl? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia After you do, she'll never phone ya I'll never fall in love again Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again
Dont' tell me what's it all about 'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
[Sam with Rachel:] Out of those chains, those chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you
[Rachel:] What do you get when you fall in love? You only get a life of pain and sorrow So for at least until tomorrow I'll, I'll never fall in love again
[Rachel and Sam:] No, no, I'll never fall in love again
[Rachel:] Oh
[Rachel and Sam:] I'm out of those chains, those chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies and pain and sorrow So for at least until tomorrow I'll, I'll never fall in love again Don't you know that I'll, I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again