Cause I'm The Greatest Star I am by far! But no one knows it—wait They're gonna hear a voice A silver flute (ah ooh ah ooh) They'll cheer each toot (Hey, that kid is terrific, mmm) When I expose it (Now can't ya see to look at me that) I'm a natural Camille. As Camille I just feel I've so much to offer (Hey, listen kid I know I'd be divine because) I'm a natural cougher (ahoo, aheh, ahay) Some ain't got it, not a lump I'm a great big clump of talent Laugh! (ha ha ha ha) They'll bend in half (Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?) A thousand jokes (Stick around for the jokes!) A thousand faces I reiterate When you're gifted, then you're gifted These are facts I've got no axe to grind Hey, whaddaya blind? In all of the world so far I'm the greatest star
I'm the greatest star I am by far But no one knows it That's why I was born I'll blow my horn Till someone blows in I gotta break the lights Gotta flash of light I'll flicker then flare up! All the world's gonna stare up! Looking down, you'll never see me, Try the sky cause that'll be me!
I can make 'em cry! I can make 'em sigh! Someday, they'll clamor for my drama Have you guessed yet? Who's the best yet?
If you ain't I'll tell ya one more time. You bet your last dime In all of the world so far I am the greatest, greatest star!