Hey, I'm calling you back Uh, she's been a bitch tonight And by bitch I mean this rain No cab, nowhere So I had to put on the wigs, and the heels, and the lashes and the ear And take the train to the club And you know the MTA should stand for mother fucker touching my ass So then I get to the club looking like a drowned harassed rat And greeted not by Miss Rose at the door, But our friend, Johnny 5.0 yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party! You know before me I don't even know it's kiki! So I hope you're up, girl, cause we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds Fire up the pop machine and put on your heels cause I know exactly what we need! Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki! Lock the door, all right! Let's have a kiki, mother fucker I'mma let you have it I wanna have a kiki I wanna have kiki night We're gonna serve, and work and turn, and honey The kiki is a party for calming all your nerves We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve. And though the sun is rising, if you may choose to live So shave that lid and will I wear the turn to your own weed Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki! Lock the door, all right! Let's have a kiki, mother fucker I'mma let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki tonight We will gonna serve, and work and serve and turn, and honey Oh, what a wonderful kiki! This kiki is marvelous! Kiki, so, so We, we, no no! Kiki, so, so We, we, no no! Kiki, so, so We, we, no no!