Tina with New Directions Girls: We're on the island of misfit toys Here we don't wanna stay
Artie with New Directions Boys: We want to travel with Santa Claus
Artie with New Directions: In his magic sleigh
Artie: A pack full of toys means a sack full of joys For millions of girls and for millions of boys
Artie with New Directions: When Christmas Day is here The most wonderful day of the year
Sam: A jack-in-the-box waits for children to shout
Kurt (Quinn on the episode version): Wake up! Don't you know that it's time to come out!
New Directions: When Christmas Day is here The most wonderful day of the year
Artie with New Directions: Toys galore scattered on the floor There's no room for more And it's all because of Santa Claus
Sam: A scooter for Jimmy
Kurt (Quinn on the episode version): A dolly for Sue
Sam: The kind that will even say
Brittany: "How do you do?"
Tina with New Directions: When Christmas Day is here The most wonderful day of the year
Brittany: How'd you like to be a spotted elephant?
Artie: Or a choo-choo with square wheels on your caboose!
Kurt (Quinn on the episode version): Or a water pistol that shoots..... jelly?
New Directions: We're all Misfits!
Tina and Artie with New Directions: If we're on the island of unwanted toys We'll miss all the fun with the girls and the boys When Christmas Day is here The most wonderful, wonderful Wonderful, wonderful Wonderful day of the year!