How do you do I see you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked He thought you were the candy man Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by it's cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Well, you got caught with a flat? Well, how about that Well baby's don't you panic By the light of the night It'll a seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night) Or Maybe a bite (Bite) I could show you my favourite obsession I've been making a man With blonde hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual Transylvania
Hit it hit it I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite) From Transexual Transylvania
So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with anticipation But maybe the rain Is ah - really to blame So I'll remove the cause But not the symptom