Sam: Now, red solo cup is the best receptacle For barbeques, tailgates, fairs, and festivals And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles If you prefer drinkin' from glass
Mike: That's true!
Sam: Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable And in fourteen years, they are decomposable And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable Freddie-Mac can kiss my ass
Finn: Whoo!
Sam with New Directions: Red solo cup (Aha) I fill you up Let's have a party Let's have a party I love you, red solo cup I lift you up Proceed to party Proceed to party
Sam: Now, I really love how you're easy to stack
Finn: But I really hate how you're easy to crack
Sam: 'Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack
Finn: Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky
Sam: But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin' on them to help me get lucky
Sam with New Directions: Red solo cup I fill you up Let's have a party Let's have a party I love you, red solo cup I lift you up Proceed to party (Finn: Proceed to party) Proceed to party (Finn: Proceed to party)
Sam: Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow But only you, red, will do for this fellow 'Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello And you are the Fruit to my Loom Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic When I look at you and say: "Red solo cup, you're not just a cup
Quinn: Mhmm!
Tina: No way, never
Finn: God, no!
Sam: You're my-you're my (Finn: Friend?) friend
Quinn: You're my friend
Finn: Lifelong
Quinn: Uh huh
Sam: Thank you for being my friend"
Sam with New Directions: Red solo cup I fill you up Let's have a party (Finn: Let's have a party) Let's have a party (Finn: Let's have a party) I love you, red solo cup (Finn: What up? What up?) I lift you up Proceed to party Proceed to party
New Directions: Red solo cup (Sam: Red solo) I fill you up Let's have a party (Sam: Let's have a party) Let's have a party (Sam: Let's have a party) Red solo cup (Sam: oh, red solo) I lift you up Let's have a party Proceed to party (Sam: Yeah!) (Quinn and Tina: Solo cup)
Finn with Quinn & Tina: Solo cup, solo cup solo cup, solo cup (x2)