Nice To Meet You Have I Slept With You (2x19, Rumours)
April: I caught your eye from across the room. And it gave me an idea, or two. I slinked along; the piano played a song as I gave you the old “looky-loo”. You're the kind of guy who tends to catch my eye. In fact, you look familiar too. Think I compared, you’d make a stellar pet, Nice to meet you, have I slept with you? See I have been around, my noodle ain’t so good. And blind in one eye I huffed a lot of glue. But if you concede, that yes we did the deed. Well you can bet that I'm up for round two.
Will: We took a cab back to my bachelor pad I had a feeling I would see this thing through. My doorman Stan, he took you by the hand, As he said, "Right this way, you two"...but you said:
April: Stanley Glover, you were once my lover! (It's April!) Yeah! I guess I slept with you! Because my name is April Rhodes! I've kissed princes and toads! And it's a good bet, I've slept with you!