You're a mean one Sue the Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Sue the Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster Sue the Grinch Your hearts an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Sue the Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half Foot pole
You're a foul one Sue the Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks, Your soul is full of gunk Sue the Grinch