They came with the first light of dawn Setting their sights on Dundee Led by the sorcerer Zargothrax Slaying all people he sees They ride to war on once noble beasts Corrupted by wizard spell The unicorns used to be good Now they are forced to serve him
Down from the mountains And across the river Tay An army of undead unicorns Are riding into the fray
Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die In this epic battle begins the final war Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for The unicorn invasion of Dundee
The townspeople had little hope They were not ready for war Fireballs make everybody die And buildings collapse to the floor The beautiful princess was raped And taken to prison with cry Angus McFife swears a mighty oath "I will make Zargothrax die!"
The forces of darkness Are invading proud Dundee There must find a hero To save its destiny
Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die In this epic battle begins the final war Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for The unicorn invasion of Dundee
Down from the mountains And across the river Tay An army of undead unicorns Are riding into the fray
Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die
Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die In this epic battle begins the final war Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for The unicorn invasion of Dundee