- What's your name, fatbody? - Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir! - Lawrence? Lawrence, what, of Arabia? - Sir, no, sir! - That name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty? - Sir, no, sir! - Do you suck dicks? - Sir, no, sir! - Bullshit! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! - Sir, no, sir!