Good Evening, Class I would like to welcome you To Pussy Eating 101 Pay close attention now
There's rules and regulations to pleasin' a girl Goin' downtown could really rock her world But you gotta make sure that you know what you're doin' There's a map down there that you gotta start learnin'
First, you gotta make sure you rehearse Move 'round your tongue like your tryin' to curse 'Cause there's nothin' worse than a tongue that doesn't work Then your girl will be mad and youl feel like a jerk
Spread out her lips before you kiss You wanna make sure that you find the clit Lick a little bit then move it all around Lick it all over 'til you hear her make a sound
Then you know that you found a good spot Tease it and touch it, but not a lot Put your mouth on top, you're in control You can make it happen - fast or slow
Lick it, better lick it right Touch it, better touch it right Kiss it, better kiss it right Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right Touch it, better touch it right Kiss it, better kiss it right Do that pussy right
Don't be bland - better act creative Be on top of your game and be innovative Experiment a bit and change it up Lick a little lower then put it in her butt
Then you can place a finger inside Make sure that it's wet and easy to glide If she's really wet, and your finger slides, Try to put another one inside
But you better still have your mouth on the clit You know you're doin' good if her legs twitch Then pick her up and set her on your face Pick a large area to give her some space
She needs some room to place your mouth where she want it And let her ride your face like she's 'bout to cum on it The key to a girl's heart is goin' down south So come on everybody let her put it in your mouth!
Lick it, better lick it right Touch it, better touch it right Kiss it, better kiss it right Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right Touch it, better touch it right Kiss it, better kiss it right Do that pussy right
Let your mouth do the talkin' and your tongue do the walkin' Work on your cardio, there is no stoppin' Get through the pain if your jaw locks You gotta be a soldier and don't stop
Lick her and finger her at the same time Feel around the G-spot seek and you shall find Rup on that spot, lick on top You got to be coordinated, show her what you got
Once you got that down, put your other hand around I have to be blunt and not profound Put your wet pinky finger in her asshole You're in three different places - it's time to go
Your pinky in her ass and your other in her hole Your tongue move fast like a drum roll... If your girl can't come this way, I guess she's not ready, come back another day
Lick it, better lick it right Touch it, better touch it right Kiss it, better kiss it right Do that pussy right
Lick it, better lick it right Touch it, better touch it right Kiss it, better kiss it right Do that pussy right