AN HOURGLASS IS A NICE DEVICE, BUT A GRAIN OF SAND IS IMPRECISE. TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS, BUT TO EASE THE PAIN, USE A GRAIN OF SALT—THAT’S MY ADVICE. SODOMY MAY BE LEGAL, BUT BELIEVE ME, IT’LL BLEED A LITTLE. SHALL WE GO BACK TO MY PLACE? I LIVE JUST BEYOND THE WALLS OF OUTER SPACE. THESE THINGS TAKE TIME. IF YOU WANNA TURN YOUR FATE AROUND, STAND WITH BOTH LEGS IN LIFE TILL YOU GET OFF THE GROUND, AND IF YOU WANNA SEE HOW FAR WE GO, CHECK YOUR EGO AT THE LOST AND FOUND. SODOMY MAY BE LEGAL, BUT BELIEVE ME, IT’LL BLEED A LITTLE. PUBERTY IS RARELY FATAL, SO I THINK I’LL WAIT AWHILE. EVERY WORD I SAY IS TRUE FROM AN OBI-WAN KENOBI POINT OF VIEW. THESE THINGS TAKE TIME. ALL THESE MOMENTS SEEM TO SLIP AWAY. CAN YOU DELAY THE DECADES FROM THEIR DECAY? ARE YOU REALLY LIVING LIFE OR JUST KILLING TIME BEFORE YOU DIE? I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I? SODOMY MAY BE LEGAL, BUT BELIEVE ME, IT’LL BLEED A LITTLE. PUBERTY IS RARELY FATAL, SO I THINK I’LL WAIT AWHILE. HATERS GONNA HATE, SO I’LL WIPE A SMILE ONTO MY FACE. THAT’S WHY I GO AT MY OWN PACE—CAUSE THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN THE HUMAN RACE. JUST TO FIND TO WORDS THAT RHYME. DREAM, THEN MAKE IT REAL. FAKE IT TILL YOU FEEL IT. FOOL YOURSELF INTO FEELING FINE. THESE THINGS TAKE TIME.