It's Illegal, It's Immoral, It's Unhealthy, But It's Fun
Don't put that weed in your mouth, boy Take that sweet young thing off your lap If you survive this antisocial behaviour You're going to have to face a long-term prison rap
It's illegal It's immoral It's unhealthy But it's fun It's illegal It's immoral It's unhealthy But it's fun
Don't put your foot down too far now And don't this way you want not to mess Either your health or society's protector Is going to catch up with you one day, boy
It's illegal It's immoral It's unhealthy But it's fun (repeat fifteen times)