Masha Chichkadrichkina been in America Already for six years She successfully lost all her Russian friends When she drinks she says, "Cheers!"
Late at night she makes decisions Based upon new superstitions With a very focused stare Into the muted television (I kill you)
Mama Diaspora has been good to her She’s got stenka husband and hrustal', farfor Suddenly in midst of all this precision She receives following vision:
To the tune of Woolly Boolly Appears ghost of Yuriy Nikulin In the hand he’s got a letter Masha, Masha what is the matter? Masha, Masha what is the matter?
And the letter of course says And the letter of course says Masha, Masha your life is good But the good life is even better. (I kill you)