I tried once to be civil But I just got put on hold I'm sick of hearing complaints The espresso is too cold You act like you're a friend But then you talk 'bout how we suck Just save it for your dildo That's the only thing you'll fuck
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If I was smart I'd run fast Out of this town Sometimes I want to shout and scream Fuck L.A.
Traded your Doc Martens In exchange for cowboy boots You're asking who's Keith Morris Yeah you're punk rock Where's your roots You're a rocker you're a biker You're punk rock now you skate Last year it was Zeppelin Now it's Bad Brains You're a fake
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Spoken: Now, don't get me wrong. You're probably thinking we're just some trendy punk rock band, jumping on the bandwagon. Like how many times have you heard me say fuck, anyway? Mm.. Seven to be exact. We still have four more to go. Now I know L.A. has got some beautiful people; it's also got some great bands. NOFX, Bad Religion; hell, I owe my life to this city. But I have had more motorcycles stolen here than Nirvana has songs about Heroin. You can't really surf, unless you wanna get hepatitus.. Wait a second!