everybody gather round we bring the beat to your forehead let me see more red let me see more dead the dollars down i swear you can afford it everything is on sale now so lets all go to hell
ladies and gentlemen caucasion and melanin here's a steal for your back pocket i'm about to sell you a nuclear rocket for the low low price of 1.99
you want it? there's something in the air napalm anthrax bring in a new year shop to you drop spread the loving around white phosphorus, yellow cake and blackhawks down
freedom in a free fire zone its a fire sale and everything goes we the free-est of the free you're supposed to know so grab it while its hot its about to blow
welcome to war-mart!
we're in .. war mart sales events galore this is more mega than your largest mega store we got open air isles from coast to coast so raise your glass, shop and have a toast to YOU .. everybody
i got some airborne nitro glycerin for a small dividend you can put it in your enemy's system 5 million per milligram if you're a gentlemen make a bid on behalf of your nation
and if your nations strapped for cash you don't have to ask you just put it on your tab who cares if your credit is bad and if the market crash then its yours to have end up a 3rd world country in a plastic bag
and if you don't know baby, well now you know what all those billion dollar credits and guns are for now you can keep your country cause we got your soul and just one more thing, you're going to war ..
welcome to war-mart!
we're in .. war mart sales events galore this is more mega than your largest mega store we got open air isles from coast to coast so raise your glass, shop and have a toast to YOU .. everybody