So this is the third strike, You're dumping me just like A trashbag and why? just because of some must- ard on the carpet, You pathetic dorkhead I assume that your humor did just bite the dust. But this isn't over yet! Yeah you can bet on that The last part of my tale will surely appease And change your mind anyhow Turn on your deaf aid now, The story goes on, for good things come in threes.
Huzzah – good things come in threes!
So the cutter struck sails, Wrecked as Toni's mum's scales And of as much avail for the long road ahead. Still the mood in the group Was just super woop-e-doop yeah, Except that they slowly grew ripe for the bed, For they knew that they would Have to go on by foot. No problem for such a walk is all the less Stressfull if you sing along With a motivating song. And to emphasize this I'll flood the cabin of the chorus guys with helium gas.
Huzzah – with helium gas!
Before a champ decamps To adventure and enters The lion's den he attends an obscure Purification ritual That's a habitual Narrative rule – look it up, it's for sure! Polished to utmost cleanliness And dressed up as his nemesis, He chose backed by Goal to go out on a limb. And that they had to leave their friends of old Out in the cold was basically their own fault! Advance, never halt! Because brakes are for wimps.
Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps!
Regardings Goals death And the loss of the As- cension codes, I'll desist from my usual bon mots. Things were in a mess, The tightness in his chest Was no less as big as the colossus of Rhodes. As he fell from the skies His life flashed before his eyes, Bereft of hope no courage left to pluck up, He did finally comprehend This was the definite end, Game over this time, he completely f*cked up
Huzzah – he completely f*cked up!
Rufus a clone? Wow! Well whaddayouknow now, That's mind-boggling news, but I'm sure you can cope. Just put on your slickers And hitch up your knickers, For once more there flickers a speckle of hope. Where things do look black You need someone to check On the bulbs at the tunnel's end and if by hap It turns out to be a cloning lab, You can prep for a quantum step, For three times the Rufus is three times the jab.
Huzzah - three times the crap!
The final maneuver Proved as a move no more Nuts as any other plan there was at hand. A perfect occasion For a contemplation Of all the events and the writer's intent. It may seem safe to say That Rufus's way For saving the day is a little snafu, But when shit hits the fan Is when a decent man's plan Will dwindle deeper as ever a diver with a scuba did do
Huzzah - with a scoob a dee doo!
I'm closing my case. There's nothing left to say. Any last questions? ... yeah ... I'll take that as a no. But if you feel battered, Your whole world is shattered, I may have a helpful suggestion for you: Just grab your harmonica Sing about Deponia And Rufus's dream of a life more ideal And the fact that sometimes there may Be just one last chance to save the day And that's to let go and if that's so ... I'm off now for real!